Archive for the 'Punahou' Category

Dear Daddy Wie: Keep Aussie Meat-Bags Away From Michelle

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

WTF, Daddy Wie!

WTF!

I don’t care if Jason Day is the top amateur turned pro from Australia, but you keep those 18-year-olds away from Michelle off or on the golf course.

Hell, you probably do a good enough job scaring them “good” Punahou boys away at home, but when the game is on I don’t want any [...]

Michelle Wie Agrees, Naughty School Girl Uniforms Rock

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

It really helps that Michelle Wie is photogenic and well spoken in public.

If she were a fat, ugly, drug abusing, hypocritical, talentless, wind bag of a radio personality then you’d have to think she, as someone of high regard in her field, must be purely a creation of media hype.

She’s as entertaining with a microphone [...]

Puns and Punditry: Wie Woeful, Wonks Win

Thursday, January 12th, 2006

Michelle Wie tied for last in today’s opening round of the Sony Open in Hawaii.

Let the punditry begin.

Most news outlets are running with a variation of two pun-filled headlines (pun intended):

Wie suffers woeful start at Sony Open Michelle Wie blown away at Sony Open

Michelle’s round one 79 puts her out of contention. Her plans for tomorrow?

“Try [...]

Michelle Wie One to Watch in 2006

Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

The Honolulu Star-Bulletin’s Paul Arnett does the write up for Michelle Wie in the paper’s “10 To Watch in ‘06″ series.

Arnett provides a nice summary of the goings on in Michelle’s life without cheerleading or malice to sell the story.

Realistically, she will never make a living playing only with the big boys, but for now [...]

Is Michelle Wie Novel’s Love Interest? (Update)

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

Since I haven’t read the novel myself I’ve glommed onto an author’s PR machine. Such is the life of the internet writer, but I digress.

Punahou Blues by Kirby Wright is named for and set at Punahou High School, which not coincidentally is the very same high school Michelle Wie is currently attending.

Submitted for your approval, [...]

Should Michelle Stay In Hawaii?

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

Pacific Business News says Hawaii isn’t the place for a multi-millionare like Michelle Wie.

Our income tax isn’t rich people friendly it seems. PBN says most golfers live in Nevada or Florida where income isn’t taxed.

A move to the Mainland would certainly smooth out the logistics of tournament travel, but leaving Hawaii could also save Wie [...]

What Wie Eats or Breakfast of Future Champions

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

So you’re trying to be like Michelle Wie? Or maybe raising your kids like Michelle Wie is your thing? If so we’ll be helping you on WIEblog by offering you the best tips on how to be more like Michelle Wie, both on and off the course.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. [...]

Morning Coffee Talk: Coffee is for Closers!

Saturday, October 15th, 2005

In Hawaii we set our alarms pretty early for “live coverage” of Michelle’s play. Coffee brews before sun up and I put on all sorts of titanium bracelets and rings. I’m a writer. I’ve got repetitive stress injuries, okay?

Don’t miss the great cover story on Michelle in this week’s Fortune Magazine. The 10 million dollar [...]

Wie LPGA Recap; Daddy Wie knows all

Monday, July 12th, 2004

When Michelle Wie finished in the top 20 during the U.S. Women’s Open she answered critics who said she didn’t deserve an exemption. Wie’s four round total of 1-over 285 tied her with 17-year-old amatuer Paula Creamer. With her finish she is an automatic exemption for the 2005 U.S. Women’s Open. So where does she [...]

Wie’s big goal: Driver’s License

Thursday, July 1st, 2004

The Charlotte Observer ran a nice Q&A piece on Michelle Wie showing her in a personal light beyond her golf game.

Q. After missing the cut at the 2003 Bank of America Colonial, Annika Sorenstam said she felt like she didn’t belong on the PGA Tour. What about you, looking down the line? I [...]