Michelle Wie’s talents are probably beyond my understanding.

My understanding of her talents are probably similar my understanding of Lance Armstrong’s body processing oxygen better than all other humans:

It’s freaky, genetic mutant science.

So I can’t offer much in the analysis of Michelle’s repeated misplays on the par-3, 17th hole, except to say that there’s some kinesthetic [...]

Michelle Wie, Lorena Ochoa, and Karrie Webb are tied for first at nine under.

Choice quote from the tour page:

Seated with his back to the border of a flower bed, Michelle’s father watches his daughter hit in her third birdie in the game she’s only just begun. Everything she does is committed to the memory of [...]

Yesterday, Michelle Wie’s group included Jeff Gove who admitted at first that he didn’t know she was playing through pain, yet…

“I saw she was hurting, but she never said anything. And she was walking real slow, which I thought was inconsiderate again because we’re trying to keep up. If we get on the clock again, [...]

WTF, Daddy Wie!

WTF!

I don’t care if Jason Day is the top amateur turned pro from Australia, but you keep those 18-year-olds away from Michelle off or on the golf course.

Hell, you probably do a good enough job scaring them “good” Punahou boys away at home, but when the game is on I don’t want any [...]

The HSBC Women’s World Match Play Championship opens today. Summary Coverage beings on The Golf Channel at 8:30 PM (2:30 PM Hawaii Time). Winner takes home $500,000.

Parents, let your kids become duffers.

Now some words from Michelle:

Wie looks ahead to match-play tourney: “I know there are people out there critiquing me, saying I haven’t won or [...]

I don’t get out onto Hawaii’s muni’s nearly enough as I’d like, so I won’t say that it’s the reason why postings have been a might bit peckish around here.

However, as observed by comedian Paul Ogata, we Asians apologize for everything. So now I’m apologizing to readers and pundits alike for the lack of fire [...]

The Mark Rolfing based headline over at the Honolulu Advertiser puns on Michelle Wie’s bogeying the Unlucky 13th as the sore point of yesterday’s third place finish.

The Honolulu Star-Bulletin’s Dave Reardon takes the preferred approach, opting instead for the birdy on the 10th hole, namely a sea gull, as he takes his pun shot at [...]

Entering the final round in one hour we’ve got an interesting show on hand. Here’s hoping the weather holds up for this one.