Puns and Punditry: Wie Woeful, Wonks Win
Michelle Wie tied for last in today’s opening round of the Sony Open in Hawaii.
Let the punditry begin.
Most news outlets are running with a variation of two pun-filled headlines (pun intended):
- Wie suffers woeful start at Sony Open
- Michelle Wie blown away at Sony Open
Michelle’s round one 79 puts her out of contention. Her plans for tomorrow?
“Try and shoot a 61,” she said.
Wie closed her meeting with the rabid sportswriters with the following gem…
“I want some chocolate.”
Awwwwww.
For her sake I hope the driving test next week isn’t as wayward as her game was today.
Somewhere on the mainland Hootie Johnson cackles.
Michelle Wie fans and detractors, I know my angle, and I’ve known what the problem is since day one. More on that soon…
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